getting there (the babelfish way)...

this is an unedited translation from the dutch website into english by babelfish and it is very hilarious. (a more serious attempt of telling you how to get there will be published later in time...)

all you have to know that "broek" in dutch also means "trousers", "links(af)" is "(turn) left" and "rechts(af)" is "(turn) right".

BY BUS
As from Amsterdam central station: All Arriva-bussen nrs. 110, 111, 114, 115 and 118 pass trousers in water country. Travel time: 10 minutes, depending on the bus line which YOU have. The streekbushaltes of Arriva find YOU, coming from the head termination, linksaf along CS bldg. current entirely achteraan. In trousers only one halte is: Twinge the way slanting Right concerning (by means of the tunneltje) and lettuce at the vegetable farmer left the village in (Burg. P.Paul plant blockhead). At the end of the street at the t junction rechtsaf and left apprehend. YOU come then automatically on the drs. J. van Disweg. After the tennis park and a football field sees YOU left t Vaarlogement.

BY CAR
Direction Amsterdam. At the ring road Amsterdam (ring A10) , direction arrived Zaanstad. On the northern ring road Amsterdam (ring A10 North), junction Volendam. YOU come from Southern direction by means of the Coentunnel: directly after the Coentunnel apprehend Right for Volendam. If YOU apprehend Volendam, YOU pass automatically trousers in water country: Follow the chalkboards trousers in NorthNorth North. concerning the bridge, linksaf stock the village and the street drives out. at the t junction rechtsaf, left apprehending t Vaarlogement/sail camp water country finds YOU on the drs. J. van Disweg 4.

BY BICYCLE (our personal favourite):
Take the vat behind the central station (for free). From the vat righteously, along the linkeroever of the North Dutchman canal to in Buiksloot. In Buiksloot Right the drawbridge concerning and along the rechteroever remains until trousers in water country. In trousers left concerning the bridge, 2e street left, to the end at the t junction Right and left apprehend to on the drs. J. van Disweg no. 4.